Rejoice, for the Festive Season is upon us again!
That means piss-ups at work with people you loath; eating turkey meat that is drier than Ghandi's flip-flops; listening to endless replays of the Godawful "Fairytale of New York"; and going through the usual family argument at 4 in the afternoon before collapsing in an inebriated mess around the TV to watch "Home Alone" for the 15th year in a row. In the adult entertainment world, similar traditions exist: spoilt cam models dropping hints about their Amazon wishlists with every second tweet (which is definitely an invitation to unfollow); escorts digging through their work closets for the sexy Santa outfits which they're worn this time every year since they've started on the game; mistresses going on about naughty boys being punished, and bad puns all around about kissing under the mistletoe and seeing what is in Santa's sack. Thankfully, it only lasts for a fortnight, and then we all pack it in for another year.
If you celebrate this time of year, then the ladies would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and all of the best for the coming year. For those who don't, well, we hope you have a great period of stress free rest and relaxation. In the coming week, we will be open every day of the week, right up to Christmas Eve, when we will have an early closing. On Christmas Day and Boxing Day, we'll be closed, before reopening on the 27th; whilst at the end of the year, we close early on New Years Day (along with New Years Eve), before resuming normal service on the 2nd of January.
Indigo Nile - putting the Ho, into Ho-Ho-Ho.