It is with great relief that we've managed to survive the consumer spending spree which passes for the extended Black Friday weekend. A decade ago, Black Friday was some weird American concept which we'd only experience on CNN, when women would be having a fightout at Macy's for a cheap wedding address. Then, it hit our shores, with Amazon and ASDA flooding the market with cheap TVs for a single day of consumer delight, which was always good for a chuckle. Now though, it is a case of extreme spending overload, as it drags on for a week or more (although we do prefer it to the annoyance of Brexit). To make up for it all, we've got something which you'll enjoy much more, and which will cost you absolutely ZERO (unless you decide to make an appointment). What is it you ask? New pics for Sally! We hope you enjoy them, as she definitely is a star of note.
Today may be April Fools Day, but as we're now past midday, it is safe to say that Sally's profile has been updated with new photos, without leaving anyone wondering if there is a trick to our post. As you can see from the pics, she still looks as good as she did years ago, with her long legs and slim waist being the perfect complement for her large natural boobies.
In case you are wondering, Sally doesn't have a regular day, but instead appears one day a week on different days each time, which is particularly useful for those gentlemen who have only one day off per week, as it increases your chances of meeting her. With this in mind, it is also worth mentioning that for the next few weeks, we will be open most Saturdays too, so it always pays to keep an eye on the schedule to see when your favourite lady will be appearing (and for those of you whose favourite lady appears elsewhere - have you ever suggested to her that maybe she should join us? She may like it more here 😉 ).
Good news guys. Sally is now back with us.
If you've been naughty this year, you probably have no chance in hell of getting a present from Santa. However, as every cloud has a silver lining, you can make up for it by unwrapping Sally instead (or she can just spank you senseless for having been such a bad 'un). At the moment, Sally's days are yet to be determined, so please keep an eye on the schedule for updates. We're using her old photos rather than the more recent ones as she's actually looking rather like she did when they were taken, i.e. mighty fine!